A QUICK LOOK THROUGH MY WINDOW ON MAIN STREET.....

By Jim McAllister

There is hope for the over sixty crowd regardless of what the younger folks think. According to AARP only 5% of those over 60 believe that sex should be left to the young. About 85% of this group has some sort of intimate experience once a week including kissing and intercourse!.....In other news (ahem), what is the deal with Dick Cheney? He obviously took some lessons from the esteemed senator from Massachusetts, Mr. K. Cheney makes Dan Quayle look like a genius. As Jay Leno says, "What if it turns out that Bush is the smart one!".....Ah, Scottsdale politics. It’s the only town in the area with a population of over 200,000 and a city council that has no clue. Next month is election time and already there is a scandal over three incumbents conspiring to keep another candidate off the ballot. Immediately there are 7 write in candidates trying to take advantage and wiggle their way on to the council. Stay tuned!.....