Got Milk?...When a pair of would be burglars knocked 93 year old Soja Popova to the floor of her home in Klaipeda, Lithuania, she grabbed one of them by the family jewels and squeezed so hard that his shrieks alerted neighbors, who called the cops. Popova attributes her viselike grip to years of milking goats!
Up and running...After three plus decades of competitive running, Louise Rossetti of Saugus, Massachusetts is taking on a new challenge: starring in an independent film about a 75 year old woman who tries to beat depression by qualifying for the Boston Marathon. "At 84," she told a reporter, "I'm only going to run and race-walk 100 races this year." (You go, girl!)

(Thanks, AARP)